My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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