I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Randomize
