I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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