there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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