She announced her abortion via fbk
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
