PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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