For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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