East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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