He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
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