my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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