Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
So squirting runs in the family.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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