It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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