Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Randomize
