the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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