I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Small penises have feelings too.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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