drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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