So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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