She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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