Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Randomize
