Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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