my soul wont recognize me after tonight
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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