I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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