plz talk dirty to me
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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