it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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