I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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