her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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