so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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