On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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