he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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