I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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