just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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