Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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