why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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