Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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