boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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