I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
she smelled like a LAN party
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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