All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Vodka?
Forever.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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