i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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