you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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