I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Shame - the story of my life.
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