So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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