Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
