R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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