I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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