why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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