escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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