matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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