i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
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