your thong is hanging out like whoa
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
