Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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