I seem to have left my pride at pride
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Rumble strips road head = magical
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
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