This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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