you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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