The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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