After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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