Grow some girl-balls and come out already
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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